B-Day to D-Day

Well, I've just been to a thrilling birthday party in Wales. What a hoot. We had goody bags full of sheep skin and nylon and some cake which had a few hairs in. Wootage! But really, just been back from an outing with a friend because its his/her birthday. S/he got £220 pounds and two birthday cakes. Better than half a pint of Guinness and a 100% unofficial Ireland flag at Hewitts birthday. I bet she's 39 and been using Dove moisturizing Milk :).

Anyway. Miss Hewitt had a go at us because people didn't collect their books from her to revise for a very, very important test. If it was that important, couldn't she have put them in our pidgeon holes instead of sitting on her stick of an arse in her giant, green chair?

I'm really starting to get annoyed at my television provider. For my ITV local news, I get Meridian Tonight. Last time I checked I was in the fucking Central South region. Not the bloomin Scottish Highlands!

I noticed that it's soon (or has been) the 60th or soming anniversary of the D-Day landing. May we all pay respect to those who died to liberate Europe. If only the same could be said for Iraq. Load of immigrant scum. The Iraq laws are just Muslim extremists opinions.

Oh - I got the scare of my life today. I went to call my dad on his mobile and accidentally mis-inputted one number. On the other end was this very horrible number, threatening to kill me and then scrape me off the wall with a dust-pan and brush. It wasn't very nice anI'm'm not kidding. If you wanna hear it (it does contain a few explicit swear words), call 07952191016. I do not accept any responsibility for any mental, physical, emotional or harmful damage caused to yourself, any person(s) or the device which is used if you call the number. You cannot place the blame of anything that goes wrong on me or anyone else. It is and was your choice to phone the number and I have stated warnings.

Warning

Just a quicky:

"If you get mash potatoe in your ear, get it out immediately as it dries to form a hard crust inside your ear. It took me 10 minutes to clean my ear out!"

This is true.

lol

Last night I watched the full DVD of The Last Samurai and I thought it was dam good. The historical value it offered and the quality of acting just made the movie. It was gory, thrilling, interesting and moving all in an hour and a half. That's it for this morning.

Anyway, I embarked on a mission last night. My mission; to make a Flash movie about a teacher at school (Suddenly, I have a craving for a pint of Guinness) but then realized I didn't know a bloomin thing about making one. Sure, I can make things morph, move, rotate and look 3D but a movie is more than that. So today, I'm going to Oxford about 4:00pm and buying a book from Waterstones. Oh, and then I might get a book on how to create a move in Flash.

Exchange

Today was the day when the French met the English. What a load of crap. As we were were walking with the students around the school, stupid, childish comments were made to them and even a really, really rude thing, said in French, made one of them really peed off. It was a disgrace. And even people in my own form were taking the mick out of the fact they could not understand English. I will name names. Luke H was just a disgrace to the school (even though i've been saying this since i started) and he just made a fool of himself at registration today. What a berk.

In French today, our French speaking teacher Miss Thaly pulled the students up to the front of the classroom and asked them to do her dirty work for her. Bitch. Also, one of the students was laughed at when he read because of the way he secured his glasses via two fingers. Anyway, blog updated. People happy.

Weebl Fame

I bought my monthly .net magazine and amazed to find an exclusive Weebl comic. It was pretty funny. Well, hilarious actually and I really enjoyed the extra Weebl and Bob flash animation on the CD.

I made my own racing game with the mag. Or tried to. It took me 30 minutes to complete the graphics for the game and 20 minutes to code the dam thing in ActionScript and it didn't even work. I later realized that the movie clips I put in the thing were not separate as specified. It would have been good but alas... I'm too lazy to fix the bloomin thing. Anyway, I'm really, really desperate for a PHP coder and now I'm willing to offer the giant sum of... yes, get ready... £0.50 for the job. Now you can't resist that. But honestly,Ii really need a PHP coder and if you know PHP or know someone who does, add me to MSN Messenger and/or e-mail me at sunny_boy01235@hotmail.com.

I've really been getting into Microsoft Excel. It's really the only program of Microsoft that serves a purpose and is quite fun to explore. I've made about 12 spreadsheets so far. 2 that interact with a database of products and matches the item code with the input and finds the price for that code. 1 of them calculates VAT and adds it on and the rest are just useful tools. Hey,Ii just maybe let you buy a custom made spread sheet off me!

Eurovision Semi-Final

Well, just finished watching the semi-final live on the interweb. This year there are so many really good quality songs. Not like last year with all that crap. But i noticed that the UK and Turkey were not shown. Is this because they buggered up or is it a coinsidence that they were the winner and the loser?

The Abba vid at the end just made it the best show ever and i just hope next year they don't have a semi-final and just keep all the countries.

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EDIT - I was right!

United - For One Night

I absolutely think the Eurovision Song Contest is good. Just good. I've watched it since 2000 and it's a pretty good event that I think should be extended to the rest of the world. It should be called the Euro(and surrounding areas)vision Contest. The PRANK site is really quite good but I'm in desperate need of a person who's an intermediate at PHP and MySQL interaction. If you know anyone, please, please contact me at here. It would really be appreciated.

If any of you are wondering about my MSN name, please don't. Don't ask what I've seen. Don't ask why the police would need to be involved. It's a personal yet rather disturbing matter and lets just say it involves a certain boy and a certain girl and a pet rabbit named fluffy.

Because I've got Sky, I can get that Al Jazera channel. I was flicking over the channels tonight and was sickened at the sight of that beheading video of the defenseless American contractor. I didn't watch it for more than 4 seconds before I knew what was going to happen. It's sick and I'd wish that nobody watches this video. The 3 seconds that I saw are going to stay with me for the rest of my life. It's sick and there's no reason why they went to that extreme. I've been told by a friend of a friend (literally) that it was not a quick death at all. Well, whatever death it was, he did not die in vein. We are gunna kick the sh*t out of Iraq and terror groups by the likes of Osama Bin Laden. The only thing is that when we catch him, we can't kill the b**tard the same way they kill us. Sorry - but I had to say all the above. Oh - by the way, all you sick people, don't go and search Google for it because they do monitor your actions and pass info to the government.

Today - my devotion to Coca-Cola finally payed off. I won a football on one on the cans (not yours Joffy). So they did get my 168 letters! Well, that's it for today. Have fun and let us prey for those who died for the liberation of Iraq and the civilized world.

Freshness

Right, sorry for the lack of blogging lately - I had a lot on my mind about SATS and other things. Anyways, lets get down to business.
I just had me haircut and saw the biggest piece of dandruff that I've ever seen. It could fill your little fingers fingernail. I'm not kidding! PRANK is off to a good start, thought I can't reveal much...yet and my laughing problem has got worse.

Straight after school today I tried out the new men hairdressers. Gareth Clark or something. It was quite good except for the giant dandruff attacking me everytime my hair fell to the floor. Its better than traveling to Wallingford to get my hair cut anyway.

In Spanish today, our teacher (I'm not naming names) Mrs McKenna, forced an end of year test on us when she hadn't told us about it. It's not our fucking fault if she's disappointed in us for a bad result the bitch. Anyway - she's given us a day to revise for a flipping ESSAY on everything we've learnt in the last YEAR!

Me and my mate have started PRANK and the website is looking pretty good if I say so myself. At the moment, the site is only available to view at certain times, so you lucky ones are... well... lucky. We've got a few 'things' already...so watch your back. We're out to get ya!

I'm really annoyed at the program 'My Parents Are Aliens'. They replaced that blonde, squeaky woman with a dull brunette. What a rating killer. Anyway - CITV rules. Or is that CBBC?

In the little spare time I've had over the last week, I've been teaching myself how to use the program 'Poser 3'. It's a wonderful program that lets you create stunning 3D models that you can animate (no - thats not on the box).

I'll speak to you again soon. Have fun and make sure you know what the internet is really for...

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON.....SUNNY BOY'S BLOG!!!!!

Scared or Screwed?

I tore my hair out of my head today when i realised the people who play the BooBahs are foreign!!! And even worse Mr Man and Brother and Sister etc. are also foreign! No wonder they have no lines to learn. Also today i witnessed a site that was funny yet pittiful. And to sum it up i found this really cool site that everyone knows about. Why do they sleep in spoons?

At school i saw some of the rough'ns taunghting a person, like calling him names and stuff. But when that person retaliated and ran after the offender, he ran like a bloomin 400m Olympic althlete. They're fine doing the bullying but when they get their cumupance they're babies. Anyway - personally its something i hate and wish to abolish. The bullies that is. Anyway - everyone i have an announcement. The BooBahs are foreign. I like the dog though.