Pricks

I'm flippin annoyed at all the bloomin teachers at my school who let the twits get away with stuff and then give detentions to the first timers. Also, I got wet because two little pricks splashed me.

Today, I got really really annoyed because one of the students in my class was only sent outside after shouting, painting on people and throwing wet sponges across the classroom. This boy and his 'gang' have never been given a detention for their actions yet people who are 99% good in their lessons get them straight away. It just makes a mockery out of the school's rules. The one thing that really makes it annoying is because they insult you when they get away with it and if you want to retaliate to their actions, you get caught. It's just not right and certainly not logical. The one thing that really gets on my nerves is the way they enjoy the fact that their being sent out. They seem to think it's a game - but their not going to be laughing if they have to spend 1 hour after school with a teacher they don't like.
SATs next week - no worries there and me and my friend have got our first prank show planned for a secret date. We're not going to give too much away but it does involve a bit of sea air and a polymer.

Sausage Anyone?

I think today was one of the funniest days of my life. Firstly, I was told about cucumbers and cocktail sausages and then I was told someone wanted to go out with me.

The rumor in 'Rough' was made funny when I actually saw the guy who was being belittled (lol). You wouldn't believe he'd had it off with anyone but his pet turtle. And then when I thought I wouldn't laugh any more. I was told a girl who has not seen me (like she'd want to), who hasn't heard me wants to go out with me. Now - I thought this was a joke, and you would also. Unless the bible basher who did this to me in winding me up. Plus, Joffy was being a spaz at school and I found out that Neil will never get a female as his wife because his defense to an attack is to go for the upper chest.
Me and my friend have got some good ideas for our new prank show and would like to know if you have any suggestions for it; bearing in mind we do not want to be beaten, eaten or arrested for our actions. Send an email to me here and we'll try to reply.

Revision

Yesturday we got our timetable for our SAT exams. Nothing to worry about but it doesn't help when they make a mistake on the bloomin timetable. I've also been revising my skills as a web designer and a hacker. Legally may I add.

A short entry today with an idea that myself and a friend are going to set up a prank show with some unsuspecting victims from Oxford. It's in the toilet stages at the moment but we hope to bring it into action with our four cameras and a new wireless camera that's being braught out. Also, I have been informed of some people on MSN losing their accounts and they blamed me. Well may i say that i had nothing to do with anybody's account except Chris', Aaron's and Luke's. :)

Rough

Today i heard another rumor about one another member of my year and how a girl has been spreading information about his 'manhood' via text messages. I laughed of course, as you do, but to be honest it only makes my views in my last entry fortified.

I was going through a building at break where all the prefects and their 'friends' gather for duty, and as i was going through the corridor i was given abuse and they stole my milk out of my pocket. If that is what my school has to offer, what's going to happen to the world. When they leave school we're going to have a massive overcrowd of jails and more junkies than ever. Or maybe they'll change their ways and act civilised. I can dream can't i?
I've just put the finishing touches to my first version of the new Global Centre site (here) and personally i think it looks quite nice. It's community targeted and easy to download in ann browsers and modem speeds.

My World

At school today, I realised how many pupils are just plain idiots. When I say idiots I include people who use force and their 'friends' to get their way.

Just the other day a boy burst into my French lesson, exclaimed to everyone about his sending out of 3 rooms (including the staff room) and sat down. Then he was given some work which a goldfish could do and started to show off about his 'special' form. What a load of dickheads we've at our school. I think that the majority of people would agree with me if we got these prats and shot them twice in the buttox. Then again they'd probably say it didn't hurt and that they'd get their brother to get me. Later.
I also heard a rumor today about a certain pupil. It was a pretty nasty rumor involving an STD but it just backed up my above statements. Anyway - use a condom or go to AreYouThinking.co.uk.

What would this world be without bullies. You can't just change these people, I'd know that. What you can do is ignore them or just thump them back and make sure it hurts. Just keep thinking these people are going to die before you. I caring thought.

Rethinking Life

My life nearly went up s*** creek tonight. A friend nearly died after cracking her head open on my patio and I realized how much my life really sucks.

On a brighter note I did another radio show today (you can check it out via here) and it was another success. Now part of Global Centre radio I feel more socially active even though I'm sitting on my arse watching a computer screen. I also realised the potential of me.

I had a serious rethink of the way I act and my persona took a completely new role after my little 2nd cousin stayed the night unexpectedly. I realises how it must feel to live with 5 other brothers and sisters, how it would feel to have a rota on their PC and PS2 and the way it would feel to get away from rules, riots and babies.